What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:55
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
What was your first gay male experience?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.